funny

my name is kumu my father is business man,he travel alot,my mother is always the only one at home whenever he travels and we have a gate man name ahmadu. we live happy,but one thing baffles me,i dont know why i ressemble ahmadu so much,lol.

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The Evident (1a)

Kunle: (he was knotting his tie) Tunde hurry up please am late. Let me drop you at school.
Tunde: Am coming dad
Funke: (she walked down from her room) bye-bye sweet heart,save journey.
Kunle: (amen)
Death of kunle
Funke: (phone ringing) Hello. Who’s on the line?
Inspector: my name is inspector Moris, please are you Mrs. Kayode
Funke: yes how may I help you
Inspector: please ma’am your attention is needed in our station.
Funke: why?
Inspector: your husband had an accident
Funke: what! Where is he now (curious)
Inspector: he has been taken to koseri hospital
Funke: I will be there now.
(she got there and discovered that Kunle is dead she weap bitterly and went back home.
Arrival of Tunde
Tunde: mum. Am back from school. (he went inside and saw group of people crying) what’s going on here? (he dropped is bag on the floor) can someone tell me what the weeping and lamenting all about.
Funke: (trying to constrain grievances but couldn’t.)nothing my son.(with a husky voice)
Tunde: what do you by nothing,so why are you crying then?
Funke: (crying loudly) your father is dead
Tunde:Haa (fainted)
(Tunde was later redeemed by the people who came to sympathise with funke.)
kunle’s family palava
Aremu:(knocking the door) Goodday.
Funke: (she went to open the door) Good afternoon ma,good after sir. You’re welcome. (she was surprise to see them)
Iya kayode: thank you my daughter
Tunde: (lying down) Good afternoon.
Kunle’s family:( in chorus) Good afternoon. (they all sat down)
Funke: I hope they isn’t any problem
Aremu: what did you mean? So I cannot come to my brother’s house any more.
Funke: Am sorry I never mean it that way
Olori EBI: any way, I didn’t think anything is wrong with that question. We’re here so that they won’t be any problem.
Funke: thank you sir. ( she almost knelt down)
Olori EBI:you can see that we are four;iyalode;aremu;Iya kayode,and I myself. So before I would say anything I will allow them to speak first.
Funke: please sir. Am sorry. What can I offer you.
Aremu: shut up that your sticky mouth.
Olori EBI:it okay Aremu.
Iyalode: you,get inside (pointing at Tunde)
Aremu: the first case to look inside is that you don have respect
Iyalode: the second case is that you don’t have a goo d wife qualities.not only that,you also kill our brother.
Funke: (treacherous tracking down from her eye) I never do that.
Aremu: shut up
Olori EBI: so you’ve heard your offences now. This is my judgement,I want you to leave our house for us and am giving you seven days to do that.

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short story (king oje)

Ade: (fall to his kneel) my lord. We are back from the journey you sent us,my lord. We are back with the feed back my lord.
King oje: you’re welcome back. What did great oluwo say?
Ade: my lord am not in the best position to tell you this. Its a bad news. absurd. My lord.
King oje: (frown and sweat exudes from his fore head) Talk. I command you to talk (he bellowed )
Ade: my lord,your order I shall obey. You’re my lord;my master and my god. (he keep quiet and stared at all the chiefs)
Otunba: talk (he whispered)
Ade: my lord,oluwo said you’re the reason behind your dreadful nightmares his that you’re who should be crowned. He said you conspired with the king makers and chieftain’s to ridged ifa,and he said if you didn’t dethrone yourself before two years to the day you were crowned,you will go and meet our an…anc…ancestors,my lord. With the people you conspired with
Otunba: shot up!shot up. get out,idiot. (ode stood up and went out hastily).
Iyalode: (after a short decorum) what’s happen? Ade can’t theorize rubbish nor oluwo. (her eye met with the king’s and she kept quite.)
King ade: I want to see oluwo (he stood up abruptly and went inside)
Otunba: it….its two weeks before two years will clocked
Iya lode: And he even said before two years so its not up to two weeks again otunba:( behave to be oblivion to what she said) conspire. Death. I must find oluwo (he whispered).
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beautiful change

Nobody believed that prince laide will be choosing as the next king by our ancestors, to our dismay he was choosing and will rule us till he joins his ancestors.
We have illusion for prince laide taking over his fathers throne;first of all it has been long since he went to abroad to study,he could have forgot most of our culture and again rumour has it that must of the people who spend many years in the white man country their culture heritage when they come back home to their home town. We don’t any body to change our life style or our culture,”a bastards can not rule us” we would say.
After the demise of king alamun-our former king. The village ritualist was summoned in order to carry out the necessary ritual that must be made before the deceased king can be tomb. The kings chiefs also ordered the town crier to broadcast to the all villagers that nobody should go to the village or pace around the town for three days in regard to their culture. https://mutalibb.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img00012-20130530-1726.jpg”>

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sweet world

I understand,you say shit about this world ’cause you don’t want her to know how sweet she was,but you don’t have to make this an habit because she might go crazy and be harsh on you. Its a sweet world thou,this explain why we don’t wanna leave it.

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God’s time is the best

The saying goes that God time is the best which is absolutely the truth,I never dreamt my life like this,I do dream that everything will happen fast. Thou I can’t put the blame of not achieving my ambition as dreamt on nature,maybe have live my life the way I was predestined to live it,may be I was the one who was lazy pursuing my dream,as wale had sang “dream easy to dream but harder to live.
Every thing I do or have done ,I do them with prayer and determination and they seems to workout when I need them most,I may have misused them if I had have It fast……….God time is the best

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peaceful religion

Islam is a peaceful religion,but that doesn’t mean every one who call his self a muslim is practising every thing it comprised. My point is that before you mock any religion you should know and learn the religion it self not the people who practise it ‘coz some may be hypocrite and some might be ignorance,claiming to be what they’re not.

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